Oh dear. Where to start? She got cut out of a bush in 2013 and sort of restored whilst I did the Classic Vehicle Restoration Course at Leeds City College. It was my test piece until I had the heart attack, at which point it became personal.... You will be put back on the road. I did it by the end of the course, and then it was just used and maintained - never finished.
This summer gave me the opportunity to sort her out properly.
Nice work there👍🏻 Please pardon my ignorance, as I grew up along way away from here. My Dad spoke of having a Land crab before I was a twinkle in his....err Eye. 🤣 For Cretins like me could you explain them a bit? Looks like a mini engine?
There was a family of three Issigonis cars. Mini, 1100, 1800. All (at some point in the case of the Mini) had Hydrolastic suspension and transverse engines. The two smaller ones had the "A" series family of engines. The 1800 engine was, err, the 1800cc "B" engine in unit with the gearbox. Didn't work properly, so they invented the 5 bearing "B" engine, so that the transfer drive gears stayed meshed together. Mr Enever thought that this was a good idea and nicked it for the A55 sportscar MGB, thus ensuring that we have no problems keeping our engines running to this day.
The body shell was, at the time, the stiffest monocoque ever built, resulting in a car that was so strong that there was no need for the cumbersome subframes of the smaller cars. Sadly, this was combined with styling which could politely be described as eccentric. Personally, I think it's so pug ugly it's beautiful. So, big, heavy, ugly with an engine 200cc larger than the popular Ford it was competing with led to poor sales, despite a 10 year production run.
But then.... The ride. The weight of the car smooths out the bounciness of the smaller cars and converts it to a magic carpet. The suspension stiffens the faster you go, contributing to go-kart like handling from a car the same size as a Cortina. Not even the hydro Citroens boasted that!
Oh, it's big enough to hold a full on Roman orgy in the back as well. Ahem.
Apparently Issigonis thought it his finest work. Sadly though, he mis-judged his market place.
Heater pipes removed for greening. Source of micro leak finally nailed. Brass brush in the pillar drill enough to remove the remaining paint and open out these pin holes.
I think these are terribly underrated. Like you said, the legroom in the back is incredible. You’re doing a half decent job. I hope you have fully recovered from the dicky ticker episode.
Cheated on the heater pipe front. Dug up some new hose, made a new bracket and went with that. The rivet counters will go mad. Radiator tank, bracket and fan all painted. I will have to address the issue of actually cleaning the engine bay.
Given my deep love of cleaning things, I decided to fit the Lokari wing liners instead. I had to un-bury these from the other garage in order to make a pattern for a fellow 'Crabber and could see no point in putting them back there, so why not just fit them?
Secondary tool - drill. Couple of fixings required at the back of the wheel tub.
Went to turn her round to do the other side. The starter has always been slightly lazy, this afternoon it was particularly indolent and she wouldn't go. Another trip to the small garage ensued.
Ooh! A Lucas 2M100 starter motor. This is after I'd attacked it with the wire brush, as it looked like it had spent at least part of its life at the bottom of the sea. All rather stiff and sticky (Oo-err, Matron!), so a full strip down and clean was on the cards. It's got 25659B stamped on it. A bit of checking revealed that it is a 'Crab suitable part. It's also stamped June 71, so I'll justify it as being replaced under warranty....
Post by grumpynorthener on Oct 1, 2020 20:32:57 GMT
Chris - Were the wing liners a aftermarket accessory type thing or is this something that you have had made up - I'm just on with the same thing with the Jupiter that I'm restoring for the rear arches - looks like 16" plastic mudguards for trailers with a little trimming will work a treat
Chris - Were the wing liners a aftermarket accessory type thing or is this something that you have had made up - I'm just on with the same thing with the Jupiter that I'm restoring for the rear arches - looks like 16" plastic mudguards for trailers with a little trimming will work a treat
These ones came from LOKARI and were quite popular for a while. A very kind gift a few years back. Fellow 'Crabber Tony is making his from 2mm HDPE from a pattern I made him. It's deceptive though - looking at the space under the wing and the size of the liner, I was thinking "That'll never fit!". Hence mallet.....
Homersimpson - yes, damask red (BLVC RD-05). It's a gorgeous colour when clean ande shiny.
Pulled out the incumbent. This is an M35G. Note that the 2M100 is considerably slimmer, which is a Good Thing, as it makes replacement much easier. The front cross member and oil filter cannister are right in the way. Indulged myself in a bout of terminal cleaning - battery, lives, earths - as good practice. I'd like to tell you that the extreme torque from this rejuvenated motor was sufficient to throw the car over its nose and onto the roof, but that would be untrue. It did, however, spin the engine over very rapidly indeed, leading to instant starting. I'll take that as a win.
Which allowed me to drive 20' and turn the car round. Hard work sometimes, isn't it?
That allowed me to fit the other wing liner. This one put up a fight. It took the use of the trolley jack, scissor jack and lengths and blocks of timber to persuade it home. It isn't coming out again, that's for sure.
Looks like you've caught those repairs just in time! Iremember seeing one thrashing over a field 20+ years ago, with the body staying perfectly flat and the wheels moving about 4 feet up and down! As you say, they're an odd looking thing, but nice in their own way - I like the front and the back, but in between doesn't do it for me. Not being into Roman orgies in the back of cars (there are far better places for them!), I've always thought that the body is too long, mainly in the rear doors. I'd like to see one shortened by 6" and I'd love to see a 2 door version. Anyone any good with photoshop?
There is a heinous idea being bandied about by the WOLF (Wolseley Owners Lunatic Fringe) that the next "real dog that ought to be scrapped - I know give it to Chris" which comes along gets made into a Jumbo Moke, if only for the look on the face of the traditionalists. We will see - there's other stuff that I need to get done first.
And a little mini update. The downside of fitting the wing liners reared it's ugly head yesterday, when the n/s/f indicator and repeater stopped working. That'll be a dodgy earth then. Duly fixed today by removing the headlight and bowl and going all veterinary through the resulting hole.
Handbrake starting to get a bit long. N/S adjuster spun up nicely, O/S wouldn't move. At All. DIsmantle rear drum. Large copper faced mallet might have been involved. Remove shoes. Clean everything.
Cleaned it up with the brass wheel and it's all moving freely again. Bent my mind as to why it should have got so manky and jammed solid. There's only one source of muck and that's from inside the brake drum itself.